Right, that's it, I've had enough. Apparently no one else is going to say anything, so I will. (By the way this concerns WoW so anyone who is uninterested or unconnected with such can safely switch off now, unless of course they are genuinely curious to see what form my fury will take.)
wulfboy and nattydreadai, I have had enough of the pair of you. I love you both dearly but I have no interest at the moment in being anywhere near either of you when it comes to WoW, unless by some miracle you decide to sort out whatever is going on in your tiny male brains.
Here's the real deal, for both of you, as fairly as I can put it.
Yes, Rich, you are a selfish player. You may be getting better, or it may simply be that suddenly we are cool and you are willing to hang out with us and help you out. But, to put it simply, you are a tart. You find it impossible to deal with one close group of friends, and you are constantly moving on to whatever seems newer or cooler at the time. You would rather play outside the guild than inside, and you brag about stuff you really shouldn't. Furthermore, just so you know, when people *ask* is the right time to give advice. There is more than one way to play the game, yours is *not* the only right way, and you are not right about everything. That's that sorted then.
Andy, you are behaving irrationally. Either accept how Rich plays the game or kick up a fuss, don't sit and stew over it. You are extending all your bitterness on to Rich, when it's not really only Rich who has annoyed you, and I dare say not all of it is actually anything to do with the game. Yes you have made incredible efforts to help me and Matt out and we *do* appreciate it - why does it bother you that other people haven't? It doesn't bother me, it just meant my opinion of you was higher.
Here's the crunch point though - why is it *me* saying this? I'm not the IC or OOC leader of the guild, I haven't even been playing that long. This is Arwel's job but he refuses to do it because you are all a big bunch of boys. You'd rather sit and whinge than do something about it.
While we're on the subject - Matt I am *not* your five point alchemist girlfriend and I would appreciate it if you could stop treating me as such. Nor am I some stepping stone on the path to you becoming Senior High Warlord God, or whatever you're aiming for. You can take a *grown up pill* too.
Are you all friends, or not?
Right. Well. I think that's all I wanted to say really. I think I've offended the maximum amount of people, in really quite a small number of words. Oh well. You were all depressing me and I've had enough. If you *actually* give a crap about me in RL or in a game, perhaps you'll try and sort it out. Yar. Get back to me on that one then.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.